So it’s nice to see our local Des Moines metro criminals think about sustainability and go low impact as they do their green crime thing.
A kid armed with a sharp pencil held off authorities for a half-hour at the Polk County juvenile facility today. It was a brilliant move, waving his weapon around and exploiting the rampant fear of getting poked with a pencil lead.
A thug pulled a stick from his sleeve and whacked a man in the face last night, after the man was told to move and refused.
Des Moines police stopped a man who had attempted suicide with his sword. Police confiscated the sword and a spear and battle ax.
An inmate at the Polk County jail has vowed to starve himself unless he is given a vegetarian diet. That’ll teach ‘em.
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