Forget about vice president. Sarah Palin for Pope !!

Shootin', smokin', under-age drinkin', and skin. And probably shooting drowning polar bears in that pool of crude oil.
And what a patriotic display of the American flag! I bet that thing gets it's share of salutes.
Flag pin? Who needs a stinkin' flag pin on your lapel when you can identify your state's star right on her crotch.
Family values rules! Sarah Palin for Pope!